“Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.”
“Life gives Us choices .. you are the master to choose wisely !”
“I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver.”
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”
“Wise wretch! with pleasures too refined to please,With too much spirit to be e'er at ease,With too much quickness ever to be taught,With too much thinking to have common thought:You purchase pain with all that joy can give,And die of nothing but a rage to live.”