“God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.”
“God helps them that help themselves.”
“Serving God is doing good to man, but praying is thought an easier service and therefore more generally chosen.”
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”
“I believe in one God, Creator of the Universe in that He ought to be whipped from pilar to post and back again for His shameful actions toward Humanity.”
“A nation of well-informed men who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved. It is in the region of ignorance that tyranny begins.” Benjamin Franklin”