“Before i launch into a discussion of what a nerd is and where the idea of nerds comes from, I'd like to diclose that when i was eleven, I had a rich fantasy life in which I carried a glowing staff.”

“You don't need to belong to any particular class or ethnicity to be a nerd, but some ethnic stereotypes are nerdier than others.”

“I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.”

“When Americans vote for a particular candidate, they vote for the candidate who reminds them of the kind of person they would have eaten lunch with.”

“I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.”

“I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.”

“I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. ”