“If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead”
“When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”
“You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends”
“About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
“Infinity is a dreadfully poor place. They can never manage to make ends meet.”
“Hard work is what you do to make ends meet, easy work is getting others to do the hard work for you.”