“If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead”
“Find out if you’re still human, observe yourself from another planet”
“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong”
“If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead”
“Success can bring you happiness, finding happiness is success”
“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”
“Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop”