“Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.”

“Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born? ”

“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect”

“Това, че никой не се оплаква, не означава, че всички парашути са идеални”

“All photo albums are the same. Just like all dreams are the same. They mean the world to the person who owns them and they're boring as dirt to everybody else.”

“Don't frustrate yourself by mistaking "associates" for "friends"! Everyone doesn't have your back. Identify the people in your life & don't expect them to be, who they're not!”

“Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change”