“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect”

“Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born? ”

“Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.”

“Това, че никой не се оплаква, не означава, че всички парашути са идеални”

“Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people”

“Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.”

“It takes the black keys and the white keys both, to make perfect harmony.” - Benny Goodman, The King of Swingreply to when he was asked as to why he had an integrated band”