“When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.”

“When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.”

“Don't never sez you ain't, 'cause when you sez you ain't, you is!”

“A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.”

“But she had recently come to think that in such unhappy times--when the odds were so high against personal happiness--to find love was miraculous, and to fulfill it as best two people could was what really mattered.”

“Art is I; Science is We.”

“Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.”