“I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years.”
“I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old.”
“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, elementary and middle school were rough dating years.”
“Love, my child, is a thing that every mother learns; it is not born with a baby, but made; and for eleven years, I have learned to love you as my son.”
“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t fooled—I knew they were really honoring themselves.”
“Accepting the presidency, Barack introduces "my best friend of sixteen years, the love of my life, Michelle Obama" and I think I will pass out. That, right there, is love in action.”