“The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.”

“When God is making these judgements, his purpose is not to keep as many people out of hell as possible. His goal is to get as many people into heaven as possible.”

“Funny how so many rookies out there still judge condition of the US economy on the rigged "stock market". I frankly find it hilarious.”

“Attention is a main asset in marketing.”

“It never was my thinking that made the big money for me. It always was my sitting. Got that? My sitting tight! It is no trick at all to be right on the market. You always find lots of early bulls in bull markets and early bears in bear markets. I've known many men who were right at exactly the right time, and began buying or selling stocks when prices were at the very level which should show the greatest profit. And their experience invariably matched mine--that is, they made no real money out of it. Men who can both be right and sit tight are uncommon.”

“Investment tip 101 When stock markets sink, beer sales rise.”