“Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.”

“The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.”

“I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.”

“Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. ”

“There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.”

“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”

“Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.”