“unhappily, my wife is expecting me in connection with a fish”
“The trouble with me, he thought unhappily, is that I have been about the world long enough to know that God's plans for us, however infallibly good, may not take the form we expect and demand.”
“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife had made for dinner. The two events are disappointingly not connected. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.”
“A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.”
“Will you do me the honor of being my wife?”