“(On vultures:)"... those false but democratic mourners at every casual bier ...”

“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.”

“Every journey into the past is complicated by delusions, false memories, false namings of real events”

“In the old age black was not counted fair,Or if it were, it bore not beauty’s name.But now is black beauty’s successive heir,And beauty slandered with a bastard shame.For since each hand hath put on nature’s pow'r,Fairing the foul with art’s false borrowed face,Sweet beauty hath no name, no holy bow'r,But is profaned, if not lives in disgrace.Therefore my mistress' eyes are raven black,Her eyes so suited, and they mourners seemAt such who, not born fair, no beauty lack,Sland'ring creation with a false esteem.  Yet so they mourn, becoming of their woe,  That every tongue says beauty should look so.”

“Every one is allowed to have a false start”

“Those guys who want to have the Mohawk...which, to me, is the new business casual.”