“Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by any comparison.”
“This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake.”
“Rachel could sell cheese to vegans.”
“That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.”
“Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.”
“I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.”