“...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off”
“I'm going through hell," I cried, "and Steve wants me to be thankful he baked a pie." (272)”
“A cry for help that only Ma and someone else’s apple pie—” because Christ knows Ma can’t bake “—can fix.”
“The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).”
“He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie.”
“Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!" --The Tick”