“You just don’t want me to realize how old you actually are when I see a picture of you in line for Return of the Jedi.” --Dr. Julian Piet(Quoter's note: Damn, it hurts most when they don't mean it. I resemble that remark!! =( )”

“On the left is Jimmy, our drummer. You can just see him under all the hair. Jimmy‟s a great guy. Dumber than a sack of hammers, but damn, he can count.”

“I know,” he said, very softly. “Let’s go home. Let’s go home, and you can tell me whatever you want, and I’ll believe you.”

“You know, people always look at that headline as me being "outed," but you can ask anyone, I couldn't even find a closet with a map!”

“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb, but this was beyond my expectations.”

“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of jeans?” “Are you lusting after the object of my affections? Because that’s going to make this conversation even more incredibly uncomfortable.”

“Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.”