“Torture by maths should be a felony.”
“I was against felonies when a misdemeanor would do.”
“I suppose I shall have to compound a felony, as usual.”
“Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?”
“In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.”
“We should be able to refuse to live if the price of living be the torture of sentient beings.”