“I had officially joined the cacophony of sick mother fuckers.”
“You’re a sick son of a bitch. I’m your judge and jury. I find you guilty as charged and the sentence is death, mother fucker!”
“The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers...”
“Ting-a-ling mother fucker.”
“She’s the woman I love. The woman my sick fucker of a father doesn’t want me to love”
“I had entered Kidneyland. I was officially a patient now. Somehow, I had managed to walk through the door: WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SICKNESS. We have air-conditioning and HBO.”