“I'de luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.”
“I'd like ta kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.”
“ I'd like to kiss you, Darling, but I just washed my hair. ”
“You know I luv ya more than my luggage”
“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”
“Oh," she said, in a very different way. "Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally I'd love to be watched and controlled, but I think I may be washing my hair that day.”