“This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.”
“In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.”
“It is impossible to improve the world if first the man does not improve”
“Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal.”
“Like it or not, your business became mine the minute you let me inside your body.”
“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if that doesn’t improve its behavior.”