“I never know how much of what I say is true.”

“I didn't belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.”

“It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.”

“I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.”

“If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.”

“I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis.Election, erection, election, erection!Either way we're screwed!”

“Cherish forever what makes you unique, cuz you're really a yawn if it goes”