“Writing a book is like sliding down a rainbow! Marketing it is like trudging through a field of chewed bubblegum on a hot, sticky day.”
“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum.”
“Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
“Peace ... He should market it! ... He does every day. Through grateful pieces of the puzzle like you and me.”
“Their next reunion shifted like an oasis on the horizon, and Jude couldn't plot her course. She trudged through her days, haunted by the feeling that real life was happening five thousand kilometers away.”
“Writers have to keep on writing if they want to mature, like caterpillars endlessly chewing on leaves.”