“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
“Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life. ”
“Thank you for the exquisite comfort of your kitchen floor.”
“I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories”
“I will rise from the darkness, shining like the morning star.Illuminated woman am I.”
“Crying on the kitchen floor, she looked up and gasped for breath, raking tears from her pale cheeks. “I need you,” she whispered. “Someone.”