“Didn't the people who made those license plates care about little girls named Ramona?”
“The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think.”
“What was it about Halloween that gave every girl license to dress as slutty as possible?”
“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight... I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what was the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!”
“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They were happy little whores who didn't worry about saving a morsel. ”
“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY ”