“Who're you supposed to be, Creflo Dollar's Mini-Me?”

“I know this is probably sort of sudden." The boy hesitated. "But I was wodnering if you would care to go to the movies with me tomorrow night.”

“We're getting married as soon as possible,' he said.'Is that what you call a proposal?''I'm not much of a romantic, honey, but you already know that. And I won't be much of a bargain as a husband, but I have a feeling you'll whip me into shape without too much trouble. Heck, by the time we have kids, I'll probably be downright domesticated.”

“It pleased me to think of his being happy.It really pleased me to think that I might have influenced another being's emotions.”

“An eternity of wishing to speak directly to my Creator - I thought in despair - and this is how He finally contacts me? Through AOL Instant Messenger?”

“You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.”

“At a certain age [...] you start thinking you might have learned something when you were young if you hadn't already been so smart.”