“A fourth-grade reader may be a sixth-grade mathematician. The grade is an administrative device which does violence to the nature of the developmental process.”
“When I was in sixth grade, I wanted to be tough and untouchable, but really I was squishy and sensitive.”
“Sixth-grade sweethearts. Wow. New Yorkers only commit to that type of monogamy with the Yankees or Giants”
“On My Eighth-Grade Graduation Ceremony “They’re celebrating you graduating from eighth grade? We just went to your sixth-grade graduation two goddamned years ago! Jesus Christ, why don’t they just throw a fucking party every time you properly wipe your ass?”
“I liked this girl in my sixth grade class. I dared her to kiss me -- but she didn't!”
“Ive wanted to be with Lance Tanner since the sixth grade, but that was so not going to happen since he's a zombie now.”