“Fear is a premeditated feeling of something that hasn't occurred yet, thus it is false.”
“It doesn't feel like a date. It doesn't feel like friendship. It feels like something that fell off the tightrope but hasn't yet hit the net.”
“It feels like it feels like it's been five minutes, but it hasn't been five minutes yet.”
“Hasn't it ever occurred to you that in your promiscuous pursuit of women you are merely trying to assuage your subconscious fears of sexual impotence?""Yes, sir, it has.""Then why do you do it?""To assuage my fears of sexual impotence.”
“It seems like it has been forever. But i getbthe feeling that forever hasn't even started yet.”
“Yet there's something ominous about turning sixty-five. Suddenly old age is not a phenomenon which will occur; it has occurred.”