“Finding a man who tells the truth is like looking for a dinosaur”
“God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man created dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man...Woman inherits the earth.”
“God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs.”
“When you find that people are not telling you the truth---look out!”
“The man who tells lies hides the truth, but the man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it.”
“You tell a man the truth about himself and, well, they find they have trouble accepting it.”