“I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!”

“I got ham but I'm not a Hamster”

“A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think there's a yawning gulf. You see some poor bugger scuffling up the road with balloons tied to his ears, he's not going home to invent a rocket, is he?”

“I liked the sound of the word 'snail' every time I said it; the word was as small and simple as the creature itself.”

“Illness isolates; the isolated become invisible; the invisible become forgotten. But the snail....the snail kept my spirit from evaporating.”

“The life of a snail is as full of tasty food, comfortable beds of sorts, and a mix of pleasant and not-so-pleasant adventures as that of anyone I know”

“I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.”