“At a conference of sociologists in America in 1977, love was defined as "the cognitive-affective state characterized by intrusive and obsessive fantasizing concerning reciprocity of amorant feelings by the object of the amorance." That is jargon - the practice of never calling a spade a spade when you might instead call it a manual earth-restructuring implement - and it is one of the great curses of modern English.”
“When I see a spade I call it a spade.I'm glad to say I have never seen a spade!”
“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.”
“The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one.”
“I hate vulgar realism in literature. The man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one.”
“Therefore I call a spade a spade, and not a flat bladed instrument for the redistribution of granular matter.”