“Four times I was honked at for having the temerity to proceed through town without the benefit of metal.”
“Large metal objects moving at high speeds have such an impact on me that I just get paralyzed. Honk if you’re horny, and find men in wheelchairs sexy.”
“Honk!" he yelled. "Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk!"His classmates agreed.”
“The trick in that town was getting through a night at all without stalling in the sludge of your own thoughts.”
“At times she's so basic, at others so wise it frightens me that I got so far in this world without the benefit of such knowledge.”
“Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently.”