“If your pillow is six years old (apparently average age for a pillow) it has been estimated that one tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living mites, dead mites and mite dung.”
“Your pillow alone may be home to 40 million bed mites. (To them your head is just one large oily bon-bon). And don't think a clean pillow-case will make a difference... Indeed, if your pillow is six years old--which is apparently about the average age for a pillow--it has been estimated that one-tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living mites, dead mites and mite dung.”
“Rock Canyon OB-GYN: We're GYNO-MITE!”
“Perhaps, mites in airplane is just like human on planet.”
“(...) You cruel creature, little mite of a thing with a heart the size of a fullstop.”
“Strange, ain't it, how folks seem to resent anyone being born a mite cleverer than they be.”