“In my day the principal concerns of university students were sex, smoking dope, rioting and learning. Learning was something you did only when the first three weren't available.”
“There are some things you can’t learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life... the only college where everyone is a permanent student.”
“The learning process is something you can incite, literally incite, like a riot.”
“...Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It's not until the second year that they learn the cures.”
“Education occurs when students set out to educate themselves… the student will only learn, can only learn, what he chooses to learn…(An) advantage of not pushing is an innate sense (his) education is (his) responsibility and reward.”
“Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!”