“It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.”
“During an especially noisy elementary school assembly I witnessed a common marvel. Someone spoke,"Once upon a time..." into the mic, and the room hushed. Such magic never ceases to amaze me.”
“Life is noisy. Reading is quiet time for the soul.”
“Listening is a very rare skill, and in these noisy times, it is more and more valuable.”
“Later it might see moronic, but at that time it all made perfect sense.”
“Good Lord, I thought, squinting at the bright glare of a late-July morning. No wonder I slept through this. It was noisy with shrieking birds, and already hot.”