“Of course, you’ll have to fly to the refugee camp at Dadaab,” Will observed thoughtfully at one point. He glanced at me. “To avoid the bandits,” he explained.Dan and Nick nodded gravely.“I beg your pardon?” I said, taking a sudden interest. “It’s bandit country all round there,” Will said.“Where?” I asked, peering at the map for the first time.“Oh, just there,” Will said, waving a hand vaguely across most of east Africa. “But you’ll be fine in a plane.”“They only rarely shoot at planes,” Nick explained.”

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