“Eid ma clack shawZupoven del baMertepy ven seinurCofally ragdah”

“A drink centers me but I usually make myself wait until at least 9:00 PM for that. Or 8:00 PM. Whichever comes first.”

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

“I have never cried in the shower. That's a woman thing I think.”

“Everything I've done today could have been done by a bear. The long seasoned sleep. The lumbering out of bed. Tearing at a hard roll dipped in honey. And then sprawling lazily in the grass when the sun hit.”

“At the heel end of the day, I need my glass of wine. Christmas lights for the brain.”

“Your letter filled the hole in my day like a key.Turn it.”