“A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.”

“In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.”

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”

“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”

“In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.”

“gray hair is gods graffiti”