“I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!”

“YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.”

“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”

“People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.”

“Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?”

“The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.”