“It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. ”

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”

“i was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew...”

“That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.”

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”

“All Children Have Brain Damage!”