“A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...”

“A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works.”

“A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.”

“The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.”

“Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.”

“A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.”

“A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.”