“A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.”
“Cross out as many adjectives and adverbs as you can.”
“She’s never met an adjective or adverb she didn’t like.”
“Nouns and verbs are the guts of the language. Beware of covering up with adjectives and adverbs.”
“The difference between Opinion and News is the adjectives used.”
“Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use of adverbs and adjectives was the mark of a pervert or someone with a vitamin deficiency.”