“I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
“Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.”
“A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.”
“Your face says so much in so little time, you let everything you're thinking bloom upon your face, and I can't think of anything else I'd rather watch than you pass through five moods in five minutes. What glorious weather.”
“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal, because my watch is five minutes fast. And I can get a lot done in 10 minutes.”
“Nuclear weapons and TV have simply intensified the consequences of our tendencies.”