“It's not the things I don't understand about the Bible that bother me; it's the things I understand with perfect clarity and don't comply with that keep me up at night.”

“It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.”

“I don't fear the things that go 'bump' in the night. It's the things that go 'RRAAAAARGGH!' that bother me.”

“Don't you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things with perfect clarity, because it hasn't developed all those filters which prevent us from seeing things that we don't expect to see.”

“I don't understand why things always go from perfect to weird with us. It's like we're incapable of normal human interaction.”

“It's not about having things figured out, or about communicating with other people, trying to make them understand what you understand. It's about a chicken dinner at a drive-in. A soft pillow. Things that don't need explaining.”