“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”
“Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position”
“Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.”
“Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.”
“If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!”
“Well, for me, gratuitous abstinence is just as bad as gratuitous sex.”