“Life is Beauty, Mystery, Sweetness and Terror. Get married soon as possible so when you get divorced, you’re not too old. Miss Agony”
“Life biggest tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late”
“You’re the sexiest, most beautiful pregnant woman I’ve ever seen.”“Aw, baby, you’re so sweet. But you don’t have to keep complimenting me because you’re so getting laid tonight.”
“I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.”
“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”
“It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man'sto keep unmarried as long as he can.”