“Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of the wrapper!”

“I'm alergic to dying, I break out in a bad case of death every time it happenes."-Wally McDoogle”

“I hope this story provokes you as much as it provoked me to write it.”

“What's wrong?" asked Scott."It's the way I treated Julie, like she was the enemy. But she's not. She's the one I'm trying to save from the enemy.”

“No one is my enemy or the Gospel's... just prisoners of war that Christ longs to set free.”

“Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most”

“On the one hand I think he's a stupid,conceited prick, unrelenting in his disdain for anyone who dares to challenge him. Completely and totally selfish. But on the other hand he does seem to care about some things. He seems to be somewhat understanding, out to make sure that everyone's having a good time. He's confident, not cocky, and there's a difference. It seems like he has these masks he puts on, then changes them in an instant. Part of me thinks it's just maybe who he is, this sociopath who can turn on a dime. But then another part of me wonders if maybe it's all just a game, like a real-life play where he changes his part whenever he sees fit. Some big-time plan to keep people from ever getting too close, or wanting to get close. That everything in front of him is just one big fucking game.”