“A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.”

“America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy - and wont cross the street to vote in a national election.”

“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees then names the streets after them.”

“Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.”

“We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.”

“A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.”

“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.”