“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.”

“Nonconformists travel as a rule in bunches. You rarely find a nonconformist who goes it alone. And woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.”

“A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.”

“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees then names the streets after them.”

“We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.”

“Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.”

“A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.”