“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”

“Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.---Hobbes”

“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.Calvin: I came from Sears?Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”

“They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.”

“Scientific Progress goes boink?”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“In normal life, "simplicity" is synonymous with "easy to do," but when a chef uses the word, it means "takes a lifetime to learn.”