“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”
“I hate procrastinating, so much so that I often do my homework on Friday so it won’t be hanging over my head all weekend long. The goodthing is, my (nonexistent) social life doesn’t usually interfere with this quirk of mine.”
“The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life.”
“I'm boasting of my...skills, and I would prefer to do it without interruption.”
“Writing is like giving yourself homework, really hard homework, every day, for the rest of your life. You want glamorous? Throw glitter at the computer screen.”
“My life is a black hole of boredom and despair.""So basically you've been doing homework.""Like I said, black hole.”