“Scientific Progress goes boink?”

“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.---Hobbes”

“They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.”

“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.Calvin: I came from Sears?Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”

“Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.”